That's what appears to be an oatmeal bagel. Freshly baked, not sliced, no bite marks, obviously disappointing to the person who purchased it at the supermarket. So much so, that said person decided to put it underneath my car. That's the driver's side rear wheel of my car. Maybe the bagel got there by accident but I highly doubt it. I bet squashing that bagel would have been so much fun but I declined. Personally, I would've went passenger side front wheel in the off chance that the driver of the car (me) had no passengers.
I have nothing more to say about this particular bagel. Frankly, I've given it more attention that it ever desired. But what if you were a bagel, what type of bagel would you be and why? I'd probably be a sesame bagel with a ton of cream cheese. I'd be kinda seedy and as for the cream cheese, I'd definitely have some flavor. Perhaps some lox to make it kind of fishy. Tangent - Have you ever been offered a bagel untoasted but had no access to a toaster? It's awful, you gotta slice and toast it. If I can't control the amount of cream cheese that I have (like if I'm at a bagel shop), I'll have the cream cheese on the side. If I have time to eat a bagel, I have the time to spread my own cream cheese.
What's the appropriate age to stop eating pizza bagels on a regular basis? It's gotta be sometime in your teens. You must come to that conclusion on your own. It's probably around the time you start to explore your infatuation with chicks/dudes. The best way to end this is with a non sequitur, ALABAMAGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!
